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Just For Fun
Below is a very amusing picture that if you wait a few seconds it will swap around and then after a few more seconds swap back, my question to you is where does the extra person come from ?
Click here if you fancy being amused by a
supposedly genuine phone call that was
Made from a dissatisfied customer
who has just bought a pizza from asda
on his way home from work for his tea.
And just for fun, below are actual statements found on insurance forms where the driver attempts to summarize the details of the accident in as few words as possible as so to fit in the tiny box that is provided on the forms.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with
a tree I don't have.

I thought that the window was down but found that it was up
when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wives face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under the car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother
in law and headed over the embankment.

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way
home as I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring
my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the
Wheel and had an accident.

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble
when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached an intersection, a sign suddenly appeared
in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I
struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
hat I found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure that the old fellow would never make it to the other
side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving sad faced gentleman as he bounced of
the roof of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small
car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found
in a ditch by some strange cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to
swerve out of the way when I hit the front end.

HOPE YOU FOUND THESE AMUSING, I DID!