Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with
a tree I don't have.
I thought that the window was down but found that it was up
when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wives face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under the car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother
in law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way
home as I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring
my vision and I did not see the other car.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the
Wheel and had an accident.
I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble
when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached an intersection, a sign suddenly appeared
in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I
struck the pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I was sure that the old fellow would never make it to the other
side of the road when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow moving sad faced gentleman as he bounced of
the roof of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small
car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found
in a ditch by some strange cows.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to
swerve out of the way when I hit the front end.
HOPE YOU FOUND THESE AMUSING, I DID!